Office Workers United, Pending Approval

Corporate Majdur Janta Party

Kaam Hamara, Naam Tumhara.

Work More. Earn Less. Smile Always.

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96%Burnout mandate

8:59 PMQuick sync hour

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Illustration of tired corporate employees in a satirical office campaign

Status: Mentally OfflineAvailable on Teams

Corporate News

Campaign Media Kit

Posters for every exhausted workstation.

Officially unofficial artwork for status updates, tea-break manifestos and office group chats.

Share responsibly. This is satire.

Featured Poster

Hamara Manifesto

Our quick-sync doctrine, office symbols and core values in one shareable campaign board.

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Complete Campaign BoardDownload

Serving DeadlinesDownload

Corporate Majdur BadgeDownload

Why CMJP?

A party founded between two calendar conflicts.

“CMJP represents every corporate majdur who survives deadlines, meetings, low increments, fake motivation, and unlimited work pressure with a smile.”

Official party philosophy

Manifesto 2026

Promises you can confidently regret.

APPROVED
BY HR

Party Symbols

Objects of everyday resilience.

🪑

Broken office chair

☕

Empty coffee mug

💻

Loading laptop

📊

Circular reference sheet

❌

Rejected leave

Corporate Pain Meter

Real-time employee wellness* dashboard

*Wellness unavailable during peak delivery season.

Burnout 96%

Motivation 3%

Coffee Dependency 100%

Work-Life Balance 404: Not Found

Election Promises

4-day work week *Terms emotionally unavailable
No meetings before coffee
Salary before EMI date
Mental health leave
No quick sync after logout

Governance

Ministry departments

Ministry of Deadlines

Delivers tomorrow's urgency yesterday.

Ministry of PPT Affairs

Making fonts aligned, strategy optional.

Ministry of Follow-Ups

Gentle reminders with escalating tension.

Department of Unnecessary Meetings

Agenda to be decided in the next call.

Department of As Per My Last Email

Archive of polite workplace warfare.

Core Values

The words we work by.

“As discussed…”“Please find attached…”“Can we connect once?” “Low salary, high expectations.”“Do more with less.”

Employee Testimonials

Viral Headquarters

Post. React. Escalate.

Member Dashboard

Daily Corporate Struggle Generator

“Loading today’s professional suffering…”

Corporate Confession Wall

Meme Generator

WHEN HR SAYSWE ARE FAMILY

Corporate Pain Certificate

Get officially recognized for deadline bravery.

Polls / Elections

Ban the 9 PM quick sync?

Leaderboard

Excel Commander - Pune
Meeting Martyr - Bengaluru
PPT Warrior - Noida

AI / Fun Tools

Automation for the emotionally automated.

Corporate Excuse Generator

Generate delivery delays with strategic ambiguity.

LinkedIn Post Generator

Turn basic chores into leadership learnings.

Corporate Translator

Translate “circle back” into what it actually means.

Roast My Job

Performance feedback with radical honesty.

Achievement Badges

Honours of employment.

🏅 Survived Monday✓ Replied Noted📅 Worked Weekend 📈 PPT Warrior🎧 Joined Without Context

Optional Support

Keep the satire caffeinated.

Enjoying CMJP? A voluntary contribution can help cover hosting, artwork and new workplace-humour features. No pressure, no membership benefit, no political donation.

CMJP Satire ProjectIndependent fictional workplace-humour project

Support link will be available shortly.

Corporate Constitution

Fundamental workplace rights.

Drafted during lunch break

Article 1

Every employee deserves tea breaks.

Article 2

No meeting shall exceed 30 minutes.

Article 3

HR shall reply within 84 business years.

Become Member

Apply for your official CMJP membership card.

Declare your corporate suffering, receive a glorious rank, and download proof of service as an image or PDF.

Membership helpline join@corporatemajdurjantaparty.in